MrsAsta aka The Cloud Mermaid

Here is the silly list, but I refuse to pass it along to anyone, so if someone wishes to just take over it would be very much appreciated.

5 things in 5 places..I guess I won't get points for the last group so maybe I should just make up a new category..I am not even sure what the fourth group is..I am too busy doing  battle with these critters

Yikes  (place blood curdling screaming here) one spider down..hey listen he attacked me..I had opened the window to try to let him escape ..but well Sorry I guess this will have to be a Journal that the Dalai Lama would not approve of

back to the list: for those of you keeping score one spider to go and it is the big one

5 things in my purse (this is not as easy as one may assume...I have quite a few different ones)  a nail file with doggies on it..(guess which breed and you win a prize)My American Express card ( yes, I know, I don't leave home without it) A penny, Quarter, dime, and nickel, all from the year I was born (1966..Superstitious lucky stuff..these will count as 1-change)a mobile phone charger, calculator (I'm no rainman)

5 things in the fridge (does Freezer section count?) Kona Coffee Beans, Rum Raisin ice cream (guess which brand and you win another prize) Mystery material Freezable dolphins that you can use as unmelting ice cubes for your drinks (NOT EDIBLE) Tazo Chai Latte drink Mix, Rediwhip (2 cans, you need back up..this is MrsAsta writing this after all)

5 things in my car : Hairbrush, beach towels, umbrella (that I never use, but you have to be prepared) Jumper Cables (also that I never use and am not sure as to how you do ..but again, you have to be prepared) Maps for every part of New York and Connecticut.  A bonus one: spurs hung around the shifter ( I did train horses professionally for the longest time) and that is my story and I am sticking to it.

Now what else am I suppose to look through?  Oh my closet?!!??!

5 things in my closet: certainly none of my friends (they are either all out already or I have no intention of throwing them out..if you know what I mean) back to the closet ..More shoes than I should admit to owning (this will count as one)Clothes with tags still on that I haven't worn yet, but intend to, (then they go to the other closet), extra blankets for when it is chilly, My Camera stuff, still with the original boxes and receipts taped to the inside box lids( I am very organized I know)....Asta's old doggie coats and toys

• My own category: 5 things I can see from my window while typing this.. A big spider that is about to be removed from existence if he doesn't wise up and take the escape route I have given him.   Someone not pooper scooping after their dog..(but King Neptune seems to be taking care of it with a wave)Not as distrubing as the aforementioned Arachnid.    A mother too lazy to take her kid to the bathroom and letting her squat and use the Ocean..on par as disturbing as the Spider.  Someone using their Poland Spring sport bottle water to gargle with, it IS windy maybe he swallowed some sand ..or was down at Fowler's Beach (more likely) Nudity is OK down there if you are under a blanket from what I understand. Some Kid not understanding the basic principle of how to throw a Frisbee

 There we go: Now I am afraid that I have to do in Mr. 8 legs...he just won't take a hint..for those sensitive viewers you may want to turn away...just a word to the wise..I am not a conscientious objector when it comes to things with six or more legs

Happy Father's Day!!!! 

For some reason this day always reminds me of when people ask me if I have any children  (  I don't.....In the past I would always say , "No, but I have a dog" ) to other's whom I thought had at least an inkling of a sense of humor I would say "Not that I know of"

well here's a Happy Father's Day to those guys who might authenticly fall into the last category..You never do know I guess if you are a man...how scary